Hello, is anyone home? I’m knocking on your door, can you hear me? Here, let me ring the bell, is that better? RowanOak? Where did you go? Who are you? Who’s door am I pounding on anyway? Have I got the right place? How long are you gonna make me stand out here before you let me in? What can you be doing in there that’s so damn important? I’ll have you know, I’m still expecting the rent, did you think I forgot about that?
I have a sneaking suspicion that this has become a one-sided conversation, are you giving me the silent treatment? Why have you got your panties in a twist this time, was it something I said? You can’t blame me, I was probably drunk, was I drunk? We’re never gonna fix this thing if we don’t talk, don’t you have anything to say?
Oh, am I talking to myself? I hear that’s unhealthy, maybe I should stop, do you think I should stop? I don’t even know what I’m saying here, have you followed it so far? Can you explain to me what all this means? Have you got the answer? Do you think it’s really 42? I knew it a few moments ago, I wrote it down, have you seen it? Damn, I should really put these things in a mental file, so messy in here, you haven’t cleaned for weeks, have you? Do you think I threw it into the closet with all the skeletons? There’s a lot of bones in there, I’ll never find it now, did you read their story? I wrote that down too, do you think that was wise?
You’re a terrible conversational partner, why am I still talking to you? What was that? Did you suddenly have an opinion? Oh yeah, I’ve said too much again, haven’t I? Now my tenacity is bothersome, and you’re annoyed now, aren’t you? Sorry, I can’t help myself, didn’t you know that before you moved in here?
Okay, I’m tired of standing outside your door, are you gonna post up in there indefinitely? Fine, I’m going to find someone else to talk to, do you know where I could find one? You don’t like me very much, do you?
Oh, hello Kelley Rose, I just had the best little talk with my notebook:)