Go ahead, try to follow me
As I cruise the pathways written in twisted ink scrawling
Catacombs of metaphor with dead end oxymorons
A maze of deception as murky as the Mississippi
Try to watch me palm this coin
Under which expression lay the magical bean?
Did I really just cut that pretty Truth in half?
Do you think you can beat the cosmic chicken at tic tac toe?
Would you like me to read the lines on your soul?
Can I charm your serpent with my celestial flute?
Watch me dance with burning dreams
See me contort into a pretzel with nacho cheese
Ride the hype rocket, fifty percent off for today only
Are you following me at all here?
Did you get lost in a corridor of mirrors, where all you see is yourself?
Is Mary just going around and around?
Well step up step up, try your hand at Roulette
Are you feeling lucky?
God loaded the gun, he promised there was only one bullet
Don’t you trust me?
Look you’ve won an eagle stuffed with french fries
Congratulations, now sign here please
Give me your social status number, how many facebook friends?
Thumb print in the allotted circle
Ethnicity? (you don’t have to answer that)
Pardon me while I take your rectal teperature
Ok, you’re free to go
Hope you enjoyed the carnival
Come again real soon
Don’t forget to bring the family